2018-11-21: This sounds good to me. twitter.com/monzo/sta…

2018-11-15: That thing where you log out of App Store Connect...

2018-11-15: A watched build is never processed…

2018-11-15: 📚 New Rivers of London, today. Yeooo!

2018-11-15: “Mrs May. “We handed you a pile of cold horse...

2018-11-07: Downside of working from home: spending lunch peeling the spuds...

2018-11-03: /me declares RSS bankruptcy.

2018-10-11: Starting to get a little bit excited about the Good...

2018-10-09: Whatever your opinions of modern country music, Brad Paisley can...

2018-09-28: Learning about the history of rationing in the UK. No...

2018-09-20: I think we’re getting all the rain we didn’t get...

2018-09-20: Giving Aldi’s 8.5p/litre diet cola a go. I wouldn’t say...

2018-09-01: 🎬 Incredibles 2, at last. I laughed and laughed and...

2018-08-30: When your todo list app has a cache database that’s...

2018-08-30: 📺 I caught up on the last few episodes of...

2018-08-22: Wanted: a way to automatically scrobble any Apple Music play,...

2018-08-15: The combination of cookie notifications and GDPR popups on websites...

2018-08-13: Currently wondering why “UI like Slack” is a selling point....

2018-08-11: Who knew unicycle orienteering is a thing?

2018-08-10: Chatsworth House

2018-08-05: Have not internetted in eight days. Did I miss anything?...

2018-07-26: 🌧️⛈️ Woo!

2018-07-25: Aargh. Today was the last day of the school year...

2018-07-19: I don’t like beer, but I am wearing cargo shorts....

2018-07-16: I hear a bit of thunder in the distance. #WeatherReportsAsAService...

2018-07-11: Is there some tradition or something that the Cabinet can’t...

2018-07-05: It’s another day, and I’m still listening to Brad Paisley...

2018-07-04: A little respite today, with a max of only 24º...

2018-06-29: Hands up if you’ve spent your Friday morning debugging PDFs...

2018-06-27: Another day, more time spent trying to figure out why...

2018-06-16: First three episodes of Cloak & Dagger 👍 I’m pretty...

2018-06-15: I’m pretty sure we could wallpaper a small room with...

2018-06-15: So I fell back down the bluegrass-covers-of-pop-and-rock youtube rabbit hole....

2018-06-14: Modern infrastructure in action.

2018-06-08: Sickening, saddening. There is so much wrong with this decision....

2018-06-08: Tweet of the week. twitter.com/ryangadam…

2018-06-08: I relate strongly to this tweet. twitter.com/neilingli…

2018-06-06: I am a member of a group chat where someone...

2018-06-01: As our boys get older, this is the kind of...

2018-05-31: This is a thread and a half. twitter.com/ChuckWend…

2018-05-31: I realise I’m almost a year late to this party,...

2018-05-30: Well, this is an interesting development. twitter.com/THR/statu…

2018-05-29: Amazon emailing to recommend me a 2018 wall calendar, on...

2018-05-25: How do they rise up?

2018-05-20: The swimming pool where youngest has his lessons has changed...

2018-05-18: “How would you like us to get back to you?...

2018-05-03: I’ve committed a dry run for my wife’s birthday cake...

2018-05-03: Wow. Those are some pretty big jumps in call charges...

2018-05-03: Thursday morning is brought to you by the discovery that...

2018-05-02: Child: “When did you turn four?” Child’s cousin: “On my...

2018-05-01: There was the thing I was meant to be working...

2018-04-27: Looking at the weather forecast for the weekend, thinking about...

2018-04-27: Utterly brilliant Twitter thread, here.

2018-04-24: Well, thanks to Twitter I’m now lining up all the...

2018-04-21: SmugMug buying Flickr is an interesting development. I hope it...

2018-04-19: Sun’s out, gu… pasty-white legs out.

2018-04-11: Parenting: “Put the crochet down and eat the corn.”

2018-04-10: When the interesting new pen arrives and you realise that...

2018-04-06: When you see the “somebody’s typing” icon in the Slack...

2018-04-06: Lots of helicopter noise this afternoon. Reminding myself I’m not...

2018-04-04: Once upon a time, someone thought PHP’s serialize() into a...

2018-04-02: Our table’s just a bit small for Firefly, but still...

2018-03-29: “Please allow up to 10 business days for your unsubscribe...

2018-03-29: Ye wha’‽

2018-03-29: Stand back! I’m about to regex!

2018-03-28: For the avoidance of ambiguity, #IBelieveHer

2018-03-28: What I mean to say is, I wasn’t there. I...

2018-03-28: I have written and deleted so many posts here about...

2018-03-25:

2018-03-22: I was informed by my six year old this evening...

2018-03-21: This is how I remember there’s a Flickr.

2018-03-17: It’s more snow 😑

2018-03-14: OH: “Well, you shouldn’t have put your finger in there,...

2018-03-08: Another dump of snow.

2018-03-07: ”I welcomed the prime minister’s robust rejection of attempts by...

2018-03-06: And now there’s a teaser for S2 of Luke Cage,...

2018-03-06: Jessica Jones remains the best of the Netflix/Marvel series (everyone...

2018-03-06: Today is brought to you, at least in part, by...

2018-03-03: 📚 Just finished Mark Lawrence’s Red Sister. That hooked me...

2018-02-28: It’s very peaceful out.

2018-02-26: New favourite phrase: “the rocket suffered from a rapid unscheduled...

2018-02-20: A shame. There were always cheaper/better places to get things...

2018-02-19: A day spent squishing small bugs is a good way...

2018-02-17: OH: “If you read it on the internet then I’m...

2018-02-04: Waiting with trepidation to see what WH Smith does with...

2018-02-03: 🎵 I may not be a 90s teenager any more,...

2018-02-01: I don’t understand. Does the Prime Minister really think that...

2018-01-28: Found.

2018-01-28: On principle, books are never regretted. But right now, as...

2018-01-27: We have a ridiculous number of mugs.

2018-01-26: Packing up my desk before the house move. Wow, there’s...

2018-01-25: The haggis has been lured into the oven. Now we...

2018-01-23: But only in the US. And if even if it’s...

2018-01-21: Just saw my first Tesla X on the road in...

2018-01-19: Another day…

2018-01-18: Gah. The dreaded notification: “PARENTMAIL. You have been invited to...

2018-01-18: Stunning. twitter.com/kharashov…

2018-01-16: A little snow.

2018-01-15: Totally have to do this with the kids. Like a...

2018-01-12: New personal best for a Portsmouth round tonight, and I...

2018-01-12: I love—really love—writing software. But some days these computer things...

2018-01-09: Experiencing the gradual accumulation of symptoms that tells me I...

2018-01-04: It seems I’m incapable of putting up coving in a...

2018-01-03: OH: “Remember! Keep pulling your bits!”

2018-01-03: This’n finally got built a whole year after I was...

2017-12-29: And repeat after me: “If you didn’t scatter the pieces...

2017-12-29: The snow has stopped, but the sky still looks pretty...

2017-12-26: Leftover mash -> potato farls fresh and hot off the...

2017-12-25: The last dish goes back in the cupboard, and… relax....

2017-12-25: Happy Christmas, y’all.

2017-12-21: Is that all it takes?

2017-12-20: The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is the best biscuit.

2017-12-19: Two things learned while wrapping gifts this evening: paper with...

2017-12-18: It’s a pen-cleaning party! A “51”, a pair of Lilliputs,...

2017-12-18: “Waiting for the Elastic Beanstalk environment to become ready”

2017-12-15: The Last Jedi: Star Wars in the hands of Rian...

2017-12-11: DUPers thinking that tagging members of the Irish government with...

2017-12-05: Edison Premiere Nouveau from 2012 (I think?), Diamine Terracotta. #MondayMatchupGiveaway...

2017-12-03:

2017-12-01: “Applicants are also expected to participate in after-hours work.” And...

2017-11-24: This European Capital of Culture business is a shame, but...

2017-11-23: Leeds wants to be European City of Culture in 2023:...

2017-11-19: Googles “tetrahedral chicken”.

2017-11-13: Welp. We’ve rejoined the ranks of the mortgaged-to-the-eyeballs.

2017-11-09: Do the idea is to use the first 140 to...

2017-11-08: This is the best use yet of the long tweets,...

2017-11-08: It can’t be much fun going on holiday with Priti...

2017-11-04:

2017-11-03: #fountainpenday2017

2017-10-31: “Trick or treat! Happy Halloween!” No costumes? Really?

2017-10-31: It’s not me. I wish it was me. I’m laughing...

2017-10-28:

2017-10-27: Brimham Rocks.

2017-10-24: Pull into driveway, “Hey Siri, I’m home.” Lights come on....

2017-10-24: Altogether loving the guitar work on this version of Sullivan...

2017-10-21: Child:”What is Stranger Things?” Me: “It’s a brilliant fantasy-ish sci-fi...

2017-10-19: Last track + big silence + hidden track all in...

2017-10-18: I feel like it’d be worth it to catch Bladerunner...

2017-10-17: “I can’t set an alarm here. Would you like a...

2017-10-16: OH: “With a pair of pliers and a positive attitude...

2017-10-13: “ERROR: The instance profile associated with the environment does not...

2017-10-12: I don’t know when handoff became a thing between Mobile...

2017-10-07:

2017-10-07: Transmitter mast away in the distance.

2017-10-06: Lulu’s idea of flash fiction is a bit different to...

2017-10-06: Waling a new tester through getting set up with TestFlight....

2017-10-06: Including the Will Riker emoji we’ve always needed. twitter.com/Emojipedi…

2017-10-05: In the last few weeks of my 37th year, how...

2017-10-04: ❤️ starting a new notebook.

2017-10-01: No need to mark where you’re standing today.

2017-09-30: Such an amazingly terrible story. He’s the unwanted gift that...

2017-09-30: Liverpool Cathedral is an extraordinary building.

2017-09-28: Now that the trailer’s out, I’m pretty hopeful about the...

2017-09-26: Today has been a day of tracking down some very...

2017-09-25: I’m trying to think of circumstances where kneeling is viewed...

2017-09-23: I took the boys down to ThoughtBubble this afternoon. They...

2017-09-22: Genius, on both observations. twitter.com/Czaroline…

2017-09-22: Universal basic income. Seems an inevitable necessity, post-automation of many...

2017-09-21: Futuristic, high-tech bank account #monzo

2017-09-20: The Rescue Bots musical episode 👍

2017-09-15: OH: “MacOS is kind of like a Linux distribution except...

2017-09-14: I find Yoink indispensable on the desktop, so looking forward...

2017-09-13: This is spot-on. Being lazy, I didn’t have a passcode...

2017-09-13: “… wants to make this corner store a thing of...

2017-09-13: I watched Colossal last night. Excellent film, but definitely not...

2017-09-08: Looking forward to the new Larkin Poe, especially after the...

2017-09-06: Really liking the look of the 2018 Nissan Leaf. I...

2017-08-30: Well this sent me on a teary wee tumble through...

2017-08-28: TIL the city of Ely is so named because historically...

2017-08-24: I hear there’s to be a film of Annihilation. I...

2017-08-18: 😱

2017-08-16: Not pictured: all the midgies.

2017-08-13: Man makes fire. Pizza later.

2017-08-09: Chatsworth

2017-08-08: Not what it says.

2017-08-06: ‘S an emu!

2017-08-06: ‘S a goat!

2017-08-03: I started reading Naomi Novik’s Uprooted last night. So I...

2017-08-01: Damn right Deep Space 9 is the best Star Trek....

2017-07-29: July has not been my month. Finished tonight only 2...

2017-07-27: First impressions of the new HAIM album are very good....

2017-07-24: This Rock/Siri thing. I enjoyed it. Mainly because Dwayne Johnson...

2017-07-17: I find this very exciting. twitter.com/monzo/sta…

2017-07-16: Kind of loving watching the internet lose it at the...

2017-07-14: Apple Music 80s playlist. Yes, that’ll do for today’s listening....

2017-07-14: /looks at the New Releases list in Apple Music. Hmm....

2017-07-13: I can no longer talk to my bank on the...

2017-07-08: We, as a species, do some weird things.

2017-07-08: We, as a species, do some weird things.

2017-07-06: Kernel Panic. In the office. With the unexpected system shutdown....

2017-07-06: Harry Potter and the Panicking Kernel.

2017-07-05: Slack seems to have got quite flaky over the last...

2017-07-02: Watched The Nice Guys last night after it being on...

2017-07-02: I fear the glue is going to my head.

2017-07-02: I fear the glue is going to my head.

2017-06-28: When you put something away somewhere sensible “so I’ll know...

2017-06-27: Bolton Abbey, North Yorkshire

2017-06-24:

2017-06-22: Peeve in Swift code: variables/parameters named “closure”. What’s it for‽...

2017-06-21: Running late getting out for school and the boys are...

2017-06-18: “Do not squeeze pouch while opening.” #caprisun

2017-06-18: Capri Sun from the freezer? Yeah, baby.

2017-06-18: Wowza.

2017-06-15: Reasons to move back to Canada. twitter.com/JonathanB…

2017-06-13: Remembering again that parenting is a succession of barely avoided...

2017-06-11: Youngest (5): “I wish life was easier.”

2017-06-09: Sad that the GitHub selfie plugin seems abandoned.

2017-06-09: When we moved to England I thought we’d be leaving...

2017-06-09: Even ignoring their scandals and ideology, the DUP have shown...

2017-06-09: The DUP can’t even keep Stormont functioning, and now they...

2017-06-08: Voted.

2017-06-06: Getting the garden furniture in out of the wind before...

2017-06-06: Mostly listening to “Drive It Like You Stole It” from...

2017-06-03: Youngest has declared he will have a secret lab when...

2017-06-02: Still in love with the diff in the output from...

2017-05-30: It might be time for a cup of tea, you...

2017-05-29: /attempts to remember the ritual wording. Belfast, I am… among…?...

2017-05-27: This is a fascinating look at Google and Apple maps....

2017-05-26: Armed police in the shopping centre is not a part...

2017-05-26: I’m all for the wind picking up outside if it...

2017-05-24: I’ve fallen down a bit of a country/newgrass rabbit hole...

2017-05-22: Older son asked me where one of his books was....

2017-05-22: A confession: I have never watched any Twin Peaks.

2017-05-21:

2017-05-21: I wonder can you get heelies in a men’s size...

2017-05-19: Shopping for a new place to live really is a...

2017-05-18: Also, this seems to be the episode where the being...

2017-05-18: “I’ve known you for two minutes and I can’t stand...

2017-05-17: > “I know,” he said. “I’ll write my own image...

2017-05-17: I just discovered that the iPlayer widget on the Radio...

2017-05-16: The rain finally stopped and the sun came out, just...

2017-05-15: Phoning the dentist to rearrange an appointment after burning my...

2017-05-14: I love Tortured, Conflicted Spike. But I’d forgotten how good...

2017-05-14: School Hard. It’s Spike and Dru! #stillwatchingbuffy

2017-05-14: My family’s hooked on geocaching. Me, less so. But I...

2017-05-13: Middleton Park

2017-05-12: A change to muscle memory: I’ve always preferred an asterisk...

2017-05-11: “Strong and stable” count: 7, not counting minor variations. The...

2017-05-10: When Armin Shimerman arrives! #stillwatchingbuffy

2017-05-09: Such trouble concentrating on anything, today.

2017-05-09: “The Terribleness of Ed Sheeran’s Galway Girl” seems to have...

2017-05-08: Accidentally stumbles into anti-vax Twitter. Breaks eye contact, backs away...

2017-05-07: Passing comment from a friend led us deep into the...

2017-05-07: Her ends the Week of Birthdays. /collapses.

2017-05-07: Listening to an old Incomparable from last year, I might...

2017-05-06: That was a quality eighth birthday party.

2017-05-05: That thing that happens to working from home when the...

2017-05-04: I understand why it is the way it is, but...

2017-05-04: 99pi: Reversing the Grid was fascinating. I wonder how much...

2017-05-03: This sounds ominous.

2017-05-03: Thing I’d love: if personal finance apps could register to...

2017-05-03: Spot the programmers by the discussion of what to name...

2017-05-02: Son One turns eight today. That’s terrifying.

2017-05-01: I might not be able to shoot this week, but...

2017-04-26: Mastodon is interesting for its federation. Micro.blog intrigues me for...

2017-04-26: /taps microphone Hello? 1… 2… 3…

2017-04-22: Back(bacon)beat.

2017-03-21: Last four ends of the evening. I was pleased!

2017-03-05:

2017-03-02: I’m embarrassed to say when I last put new strings...

2017-02-18:

2017-02-14:

2017-02-04:

2017-02-04:

2017-02-01: A touch over-done, but I’m still looking forward to it....

2017-01-14: “Altogether different.” Indeed.

2016-12-30: Today’s office

2016-12-30:

2016-12-12: Discovering the children were playing with the lights.

2016-10-29: Happy birthday to me!

2016-10-24:

2016-10-23:

2016-10-15: